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tax evasion fries (v1​.​0)

by ARTIFICIAL SHRIMP FLAVOR

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arth gwr 02:46
yr arth mewn esgidiau yr arth, yr brenin fawr dances dances dances spins towards ursula yr arth mewn esgidiau yr arth, yr brenin fawr dances dances dances spins towards ursula this rotten borough! dig up spooks in your market town concrete shoes sons of arth gwr meat in the canal dig up spooks in your market town this rotten borough concrete shoes
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do you fear do you fear fear itsenf? you probably should HUH they come around they talk talk talk they trashtalk the temperature of time they slow it down high school fanzine dadaist high school fanzine dadaist high school fanzine dadaist high school fanzine dadaist take home point to entertain the idea we could get the fuck outta here you are a voice in the dark to entertain the idea we could get the fuck outta here you are a voice in the dark this is the second verse it is short high school (etc.) practice your elevator practice your elevator fuck
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fighting for air between your legs and i care because you do and we care because you do and we care because you do cults of appeasement for sure i'll sleep soundly tonight spit on wax models defile apep with the left foot spit on wax models defile apep with the left foot isis glue me together i'm yours shout 99942 aphopis in the old castillian behind the boat a lion headed entity runs a blade through the serpent apophis and apep has fallen because you have drowned him in the light you have bound him tight the gods of the south and of the north and the west and the east have fastened chains upon him and they have fastened him with fetters the god from the books of overthrowing apep it provides information on how to destroy this demon work which were said to be recited daily in the temple of amon ra in thebes the first book was divided into chapters which were entitled: 1: chapter of spitting upon apep 2: chapter of defiling apep with the left foot 3: chapter of taking a lance to smite apep 4: chapter of fettering apep 5: chapter of taking a knife to smite apep 6: chapter of putting fire upon apep
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he described himself as a post punk poet with not one trace of irony he had the best words he had the best words he had the best words but the sequencing was so shit and it's fine as these things go he probably brought someone some small joy for small values of probably and he always carried a single red rose well i'm at the flower shop i'm at the flower shop i'm at the flower shop i'm shopping because you are leaving for a milder climate i'm at the flower shop you are asking for a milder comedian he wrote trash can fires into every single song he grew up in the suburbs chicken pasta salad in the sun wittgenstein t-shirt well condoleeza rice condoleeza rice condoleeza rice is leaving for as milder airstrike i'm at the flower shop i'm at the flower shop i'm at the flower shop but morrissey can fuck right off o hai doggie
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go out sit talk laugh stay in cook pasta correctly begin to notice the torn skin perfection equally confused and drunk as me and in the words that i sift through never quite hitting the high notes but there's something to be said for a pantomine horse two method actors karl died at his desk jenny probably should have left trotsky was a trusting man and i am karl died at his desk jenny probably should have left trotsky was a trusting man and what a lovely auction scene lived on contempt for too long i know i'm ugly but i know i'm right what price the last laugh? swallowed by inflation i wanna swallow for as $20 wanna get hurt be hurt give a little grin but there's something to be said for a list of people i would shoot on las ramblas karl died at his desk jenny probably should have left trotsky was a trusting man and i am karl died at his desk jenny probably should have left trotsky was a trusting man and what a lovely auction scene this is a modern rock song this is a modern rock song this is a tool to forget this is a modern rock song (etc.) karl died at his desk (etc.)
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light up tie down hold on suck in eat cake cut rag sharpen our knives leitmotif life motive maybe misanthropic me misunderstood leitmotif life motive maybe misanthropic me misunderstood light up tie down hold on suck in eat cake cut rag sharpen our knives we are the djs on the titanic we are the djs on the titanic we are the djs on the titanic we stay late but jobswoth jobsworth la la la la la la la la la song song song song song indie rock indie rock indie rock indie rock indie rock we are all your favorite bands curled into seven we are the djs (etc.)
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tauroctony 04:09
sun rides high above cave scene illuminates heroic form battered bloody broken bull and from the crowd the drunken laugh of lion headed man feels a touch frayed feels a touch mick jagged mick jagged feels a touch frayed feels a touch mick jagged mick jagged tauroctony franco lie dream evil omen polyps attack classical form jackbooted phallus potato eating a dead horse and from the crowd the drunken laugh of lion headed man and from the crowd the drunken laugh of lion headed man feels a touch frayed feels a touch mick jagged mick jagged feels a touch frayed i will not wear your crown i do not wear your crown tauroctony hephaestus into volcano sweet potato sweet potato hephaestus into volcano sweet potato sweet potato sweet potato sweet potato oh oh oh oh feels a touch frayed (etc.)
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the wind the falling thread the bent back branches the hardened hollow hidey hole tonight the chill the thrill after the kill snap back stares at shaking hands inward perfection stares at shaking hands and clenches fists snap snap nobody has your back nobody has your back nobody has your back so curl up in the hollow in the shrill weather the storm farmer scans his land the dogs are barking the animals on edge snap back only the sick sick beating as it quickens bone dry underwater grainy dredge-up snap snap nobody has your back nobody has your tracks nobody has your back on the radio 'aim for the stars child you might just miss and hit the moon but first a word from our sponsors' snap snap
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post-rest on a quest again two bags of full tins one buzzing with empties ben starting to cough thinks it's time to unload but we got places to get to and our genes are unraveling and i'm anxious and speedy with no great desire to ssh shh clean cut a gun and a car and a woman in berlin equals narrative clean cut midweek sunday best on a quest again yeah on a quest again on a quest again on a quest again
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some cat with a saxophone some cat with a saxophone some cat with a saxophone but zero lung capacity damn snake people sleep through disaster damn snake people communicate through pictograms damn snake people lack the guts for crimes in vietnam gordian knots of hate and celiac ah some kid with a typewriter some kid with a typewriter some kid with a typewriter up deep state without a paddle so saddle saddle saddle up all is quiet in the red brick halls of the dead topple golden towers rubble stinks of golden showers lacerated throat responders first big book of trolley problems damn snake people sleep through disaster damn snake people communicate through pictograms damn snake people lack the guts to lose in vietnam it's gonna take a sense of humor to live through your mistakes and we write pop rock and we write pop rock wander the futures shop until our smiles fall off
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call voice receding so green be this valley today tie hands together pull together for finish line i miss the possibility of mouthing words through window pane on hurried day return to sender pick up your package trace keep echoes of your fire back for emergency GRB explosion call voice receding call voice receding phone ringing off the hook cables tied to my scalp underseas let's have a fry up watch a beautiful mind catch fire call voice receding tie hands together pull together for finish line call voice receding call voice receding hold my hand across this giant electric tightrope see the sea boil underneath these grasping hands your austere cut your perfect balance your perfect balance
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i wanna write a u2 song i wanna write a u2 song i wanna write a u2 song to jam in some tax haven tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock twine let's learn twine let's learn twine let's hold the world in our mouths twine let's learn twine let's learn twine let's hold the world in our mouths twine let's learn twine let's learn twine let's hold the world in our mouths twine let's learn twine let's learn twine let's hold the world in our mouths grind churn butter spin sin sine sired by grind churn butter spin sin sine sired by grind churn butter spin sin sine sired by grind churn butter spin sin sine sired by tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock i wanna write a u2 song i wanna write a u2 song i wanna write a u2 song to jam in some tax haven
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released July 23, 2018

music by llama, andreas, tatjana
additional vocals on doing/doing/done performed by b.Mossman
cover art: wall painting 'skovmonster' by tatjana.
thanks to james and marC for drumspiration

recorded @falkevej6 and at toustrup mark, spring/summer 2018
mixed by llama

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